About Our St Louis Body Shops
We visit ALL of our body shops to make sure they're clean, friendly and trustworthy.
The Gateway Arch in St. Louis is the world's tallest man-made monument. But is it really man-made? Our sources (two deranged homeless gentleman) tell us that the arch is a beacon for the Old Ones, the Elder Things of Lovecraftian lore. When the beacon is activated and Cthulhu rises from below the crust of St. Louis, the automobile related destruction will be catastrophic. For all your end-times auto services, visit BodyShopBids.com. Fill out our online form, and in seconds you'll receive car repair estimates from St. Louis vehicle repair shops that haven't been corrupted by Cthulhu's essence. Body Shop Bids: we promise we aren't part of any protean-deity-worshiping death cult.